Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
2007-01-10 20:01:22 · 16 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny and I hate jokes!9/10
2007-01-10 20:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by karena k 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-10 20:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4/10.
2007-01-10 20:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman is very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in sex. So she goes to see her doctor and relays the problem.
The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that it is nothing serious and her husband has merely lost his animal instincts.
The doctor tells her to crumble some dog biscuits on her husband's cereal every morning without telling him, and little by little this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes her good luck and tells her to come back in a week with a progress report.
A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks how her husband is.
"He's dead," she replies.
"Dead?" the doctor asked.
"Yes. He was sitting in the driveway licking his balls, and I backed over him with the car."
2007-01-10 20:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
10/10!! I loved it!
2007-01-10 20:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10......really a good 1
2007-01-10 20:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by FARIDA H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I HAVENT HEARD THAT 1 B4 AND IT NEARLY MADE ME FALL OFF MY CHAIR THATS A 10 FOR SURE
2007-01-10 20:12:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10 ROFLMAO!
2007-01-10 20:22:37 · answer #8 · answered by aZn TeAsE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thanks for the funny. n
2007-01-10 20:05:49 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THat was a good one .... keep up the good work !!
2007-01-10 22:55:44 · answer #10 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋