What's the most humerous limerick ?

Answer 1

The Brighton one gets it for me!

Answer 2

there was a young lady from Ham
who stumbled whilst riding a tram
she kissed the conductor
who turned round & fuc*ed her
and now she's pushing a Pram

there was an old lady from ealing
who had a perculiar feeling
she lay on her back
opened her crack
and pis*ed all over the ceiling


there was an old fellah from gotham
who took out his balls to wash em
his wife said Jack
if you dont put em back
I'll tread on the fuc**rs n squash em

Answer 3

There was a young Vampire
Callled Mabel
Whose Periods were long
And unstable
On the night of a full moon
With a rusty Spoon
She would drink herself under the table!!

Answer 4

There was young fella named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner
They sat down to dine
At a quarter past nine
And by quarter past ten it was in her
The dinner, not Skinner
Skinner was in her BEFORE dinner!

Answer 5

There was a young lady from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds within half an hour her **** were in flower and her **** was all in weeds.

Answer 6

Ha ha, just laughing at the 3rd limerick that 'only dreamin' has put!

Answer 7

There was a young man from Brighton who met a nice girl with a tighten, he said oh my love it fits like a glove,she said Bolla*ks it' not in the righten

Answer 8

There was a young lady named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus

They found her vagina
in North Carolina

and part of her anus in Dallas

Answer 9

There was a young man from carse
Who's Boll***s were made out of brass.
Because of the weather
They clanged together
And sparks flew out of his a-rse.

Answer 10

there was a young man from Kent,
whos tool was exceedingly bent,
to save time and trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of coming, he went.