One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office. She went into the examination room and said, "Doctor, I have a bullet hole in my hand and I don't know where it came from!" The doctor asked, "Have you had any personal experience with a gun recently?" The blonde replied, "Well, yesterday I was going to commit suicide. At first I was going to hold my breath till I died. I couldn't do it though. Then I was going to shoot myself in the stomach. That was too bloody. So I decided to shoot myself in the head. So I put the gun up to my ear and I put my other hand on my other ear because I knew gunshots were loud, you know?" The doctor nodded. "Well, then I pulled the trigger and the next thing I knew there was a hole in my hand!"
2007-01-10 19:47:28 · 7 answers · asked by Nocturnal Supremacy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sigh...
2007-01-10 19:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know the same one, only she put the index finger on her other ear. It's a good joke. Funny. Her head is empty. and YES I DO want another joke.
2007-01-11 03:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do u get this stuff? funny 10/10
2007-01-14 19:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,Nice i love it changes everything,your Great..Lovely:)
2007-01-11 03:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by zeryab z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one girl!
2007-01-11 04:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol
2007-01-11 03:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mhm...............okay????
2007-01-11 03:52:01 · answer #7 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋