A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman:
"Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f***king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f***king beak to the bar you irritating b***ard bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?".......
2007-01-10 19:44:00 · 25 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
simple but brill 10/10
2007-01-11 03:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not sure i understand what the question is...however the duck ignored the component. human beings normally do this too. BTW: i understand the single some woman carrying a duck right into a bar, and one some guy attempting to deliver a duck right into a action picture teach, yet I had no longer heard that one...thank you.
2016-10-06 23:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by mauzon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stuck with it till the very end. Even though I have heard it before I totally fell for it.
2007-01-10 19:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
It's nice to start the day with a smile!
Thanks!
2007-01-10 20:05:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
Thank's 4 da laugh im tired any wanna go bk 2 bed bt im @ work so thanks again 4 makin me laugh.
Have a nice day.
2007-01-10 21:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe good 1
2007-01-10 19:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hail the joke master lol
2007-01-12 10:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee, very good, first titter of the morning, thank you.
2007-01-10 19:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by mizzsquitz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude, that was a waist of space.
2007-01-10 19:48:39 · answer #9 · answered by Hi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-01-12 11:17:21 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋