2007-01-10 19:36:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I came in second place, only two participate.
2007-01-10 19:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by sonisunny 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes,why not i'll tell you...........
Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, "about 1,500.""That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
Ok Good bye!
2007-01-11 03:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by zeryab z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sunni, sheite, and kurd blow up a bar.....
not my personal opinion It was on the colbert report
Here’s a way I make money from a website called cash crate. It works pretty well and isn’t a scam. I’ve used it for a while and have had no trouble. I earn money based on quick surveys or signing up for stuff.
I think it’s a pretty sweet deal so if you want more into go in my profile by clicking on my name, Danny P and it’s the only link I have posted under the about me section
2007-01-11 03:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama so fat that when she got out of the Beach Water she left a ring around the earth.
2007-01-11 03:42:28 · answer #4 · answered by Hi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Traffic light-- A little green light that changes to red as your car approaches.
2007-01-11 03:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u get when u cross a donkey with an onion
a piece of *** that brings tears to ur eyes
2007-01-11 03:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A porcupine swears, "The whole world is false! Dammit!", and dismounts from a cactus plant.
2007-01-11 03:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by Бадьгаа 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blonds walk into a bar, you think one of them would have noticed it!!!
2007-01-11 04:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by nevergrowup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont remember the site, but it was about bush, saddam, and binladen
2007-01-11 03:41:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋