A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
2007-01-10 19:26:16 · 13 answers · asked by Nocturnal Supremacy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I dated her in college!
2007-01-10 19:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by hartless63 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shane comes home and finds his wife crying
She says, "I found out from Mrs. Smith that you're having an affair with your secretary. Why would you do that to me? I've always been a good wife...I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for twenty years. What haven't I done to make you happy?"
Shane says, "It's true, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You never moan when we have sex."
Rita says, "If I moaned when we have sex, you'd stop running around? All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I can moan during sex."
They go to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb in bed. As they start kissing, she says, "Now, Shane? Should I moan now?"
He says, "No, not yet."
He starts fondling her, and she says, "What about now? Should I moan now?"
He says, "No, I'll tell you when."
He climbs on top of her and starts banging her.
She says, "Is it time for me to moan now,?" He says, "Wait, wait...I'll tell you when."
A few minutes later, just seconds before he's going to climax, he says, "Now, Moan. Moan..."
She says, "Oye, you wouldn't believe what a day I had..."
2007-01-11 04:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious. i giv a 10 / 10
2007-01-14 19:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 1 great
2007-01-11 03:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by revolution 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big laugh here.
2007-01-11 03:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats great!!!
2007-01-11 03:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by glen t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!!!!!
Very funny.
hehehehehe...
2007-01-11 03:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-11 03:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness! thats funny :)
2007-01-11 03:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe great joke !
2007-01-11 03:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋