A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have
another joint.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry',
and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned
lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He
then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he
was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from
the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this
out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree
where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK,
DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"
2007-01-10 19:24:28 · 15 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...... thanks for create this joke.......
2007-01-13 06:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
any of the joint left brilliant joke mate keep em coming 10/10
2007-01-10 22:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whateva
2007-01-10 19:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
It wasn't that funny it put a smile on my face though.
I would give it 6/10
2007-01-10 21:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-10 19:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just started work and this one made my day!
2007-01-10 20:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by mrsevansinwales 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing..
2007-01-10 20:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-01-10 19:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like!
2007-01-11 06:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by bannister_natalie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-01-10 19:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one.
2007-01-10 19:33:22 · answer #11 · answered by dhwtaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋