Cat's revenge!!?

Question

My friend said if he finds cats in his garden he kicks them!! What would you do to him if you were that cat and he kicked you!!!

Answer 1

i would turn into the supernatural being version of a cat and scratch his eyes out in the middle of the night
he would wake up in agony screaming

prior to that i would have shitted all over his house, peed in hi washing machine, dryer and dishwasher

i would leave my claws pointing upwards on the bathroom floor

i would arrange for all my night-dwelling friends to cry and howl outside his window every night

he would be blind, psychologically scarred and living in a stinking house of Hell...

good luck to him

Answer 2

My cat would pee all over everything in revenge. He is SUCH an alpha.
He sprayed the vet's assistant in the face - as in, HOSED HIM DOWN WITH PEE because he was angry about just being at the vet's. Only a cat owner can truly appreciate how unbelievably noxious cat pee can truly be.

(I REALLY like the thought about peeing down the car's air intake. Hell! You'd NEVER get that out, not with all the enzyme treatments in Petsmart!)

Here's a thought, though - cat poop, while not a great fertilizer, won't hurt anything, either, and cats are wonderful at keeping down the mice, rats, voles, moles, gophers and rabits which like to eat plants, roots, and wreck gardens in general.

Shame on your friend!

Answer 3

I really don't like cats only would never do that myself and if I saw someone doing anything cruel to a cat I would defend the poor cat there is no need to be cruel my little dog woofs at them only if she did get hold of one then I would pull her away and make sure the cat was OK and put it in a safe place so report him that is very cruel

Answer 4

I recently got a ticking off from Yahoo monitors for saying that the way to punish a cat was to buy a pit bull.

I find many cat owners humorless in respect of their animals.

Cats kill untold numbers of small wild birds and animals (seen a sparrow lately?). They have all but wiped out some small animals in some areas of Australia.

Many people hate cats for what they do to wildlife.

If all the domestic cats in the world were wiped out Jerry Mouse and Tweetie Pie, and their real friends would be allowed to live in peace.

Our garden has no small birds but lots of cats living next door.

Obviously someone else wants to wind up the evil cat people.

If I were that cat, I would not return to your friend's ( I bet that friend is you!) garden.

I find that the old bucket of water is the best; 'they don't like it up em'.

Answer 5

If I were that cat, I'd creep into his house and poo everywhere. If I were you, on the other hand, I would tell him his behaviour is disgusting and that if I caught him at it I'd report him for animal abuse.

If he wants to keep cats out of his garden, there are ways of doing it, such as ultrasonic devices or prickly hedges. But maybe he's just sick.

Answer 6

if i was the cat i would sneak into his house when he's out and crap all over the place. now as a human, god help him if he kicked my cat, tell your friend he shouldnt be doing this he could seriosly hurt someone's pet/family member, there are other ways to keep cats off his garden, tell him to research this. please try to stop him hurting these beautiful creatures

Answer 7

If I were the cat I would pee everywhere, I like the Car air intake idea.

A neighbour of mine was digging a fair sized hole in his back garden, I asked "why are you digging a hole?"
"my Goldfish died"
"Why do you need such a big hole for a goldfish?"
"it's inside your cat!"

Answer 8

I would run away and never go back to his garden!!! Nah not really , I would get all my killer cat buddys and attack the evil son of a *****. Just sit at his windows and stare at him.......nothing scarier than about 20 cats sat at your living room window just staring......
My grandfather used to boil the kettle and throw boiling water at the cats.

Answer 9

I would hold on to the offending kicking leg and not let go . Slowly climbing upwards till I was at the place the most damage could be done and go MENTAL!!!!!!

Answer 10

Scratch him big style. And if i was the cats owner i would kick him to.