How can an Oscar Madison slob turn into a Felix Unger neat freak?

Answer 1

Here's how it happens, my friend: This strange phenomenon can be triggered by buying a house or moving into one's own place. It is the result of living out of control for so long that it becomes a fear, sometimes an obsession to keep it all in control. The fear is that one thing out of place could cause them to slack and leave something else out, and then next thing you know, the place looks like Unger's again. Saaaaaa-lute!

Answer 2

Caffeine pills.

Answer 3

impossible