Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her, " I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependant on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug".
She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.
She's such a B*#@h.........
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2007-01-10 18:37:27 · 11 answers · asked by Twisted Vixen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BTW I'm not married this is just one of the jokes I have to send to my group. plus im a girl!
XOXO Heather
2007-01-10 18:51:13 · update #1
You made my day!!! I'm gonna email this to my son in law. That is him for sure. In a vegatative state, dependent on 'some machine' and getting his fluids from a bottle. Thanks for brightening my day!! lol
2007-01-10 18:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by wanninonni 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE 8/10
2007-01-11 03:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One:)
2007-01-11 02:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by mld m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. You told her your wishes...don't call her a B**** for obeying you!
2007-01-11 02:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by bashnick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-01-11 02:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by ṡ๓υгƒєtt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...so true
2007-01-11 02:39:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your wife need more of your attention,
its serious,
your neglecting her!
2007-01-11 02:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by MaSTeR 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny!
2007-01-11 02:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one!
2007-01-11 06:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-11 03:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋