Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2007-01-10 18:33:51 · 8 answers · asked by PrinceKattJohnnyDepp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!! THAT is HILLARIOUS!! If you have any more blode jokes please send them to me. My b/f/f is a blode and I tease her all the time. Sheevn make up stupid things that she knows we will laugh at her for. She doesn't mind teh jokes. I've asked er b4.
My email is: swtgurl1992@yahoo.com
2007-01-10 18:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by he's my everything <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cooool
2007-01-10 22:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TYPICAL 8/10
2007-01-10 19:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it be4 but thanx for my 2pts!
2007-01-10 18:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by jmk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll send it to my blonde gf.
2007-01-10 19:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny
2007-01-10 19:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Nocturnal Supremacy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-01-12 11:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................................................................................................
I like it.
2007-01-10 18:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by Lamron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋