Well he, wants to marry his dog,which he loves so much.
I told him no. But he wont listen so he asked me to ask you all how does he go about MARRYING his dog?
2007-01-10 17:36:42 · 20 answers · asked by jakerotc 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
He can start arranging the wedding and please don't forget to invite me. It should wear a white gown with all brides accessories and don't forget those gold or silver shoes to go with the gown which colour does it like most for the wedding colour may be red, blue or purple. You help it chose the best colour and go for human best man and a ***** for a maid of Honor do you have a dog or ***** neighbor who can do this for you two do they know how to sign. Let them start practicing before the big day.
Congratulations
2007-01-10 18:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by auntsid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats sick the next thing he will be doing is putting on a pair of gumboots and visiting the sheep in New Zealand thats sick. He needs to get out and meet a human a real person if not tell him to get a blow up doll and leave the poor dog alone.
2007-01-11 01:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by welsh_lover76 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10 consecutive hits of acid, then when he wakes up in 2 weeks take 5 pills of extasy and drink as much as possible. After that he is cured and no longer needs to marry anything.
2007-01-11 01:49:34 · answer #3 · answered by Yutow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe that some people are taking this so serious. Obviously you can't marry a dog. But you can leave your animal everything in your will..it's true!
But how about just for kicks: I hear Rev. Al Sharpton is available for private ceremonies. :)
2007-01-11 01:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Go CHARGERS! 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Marriage is a union between adult humans. He can't marry his dog. You should call the SPCA and have the dog taken away so he can't do anything *nasty* to it. Poor little pup.
2007-01-11 01:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by bashnick 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your friend is a looney toon
Tell her to marry the dog and adopt cats
Tell her to get a life!
2007-01-11 01:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Take him to a psychiatrist immediately. He needs some mental help. You don't marry dogs and I believe you can be arrested for doing "married things" to your dog.
2007-01-11 01:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by s_k_wilson1990 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
i'm sure there's something somewhere. what i'm more concerned about is your friend consumating the marriage...........ewwwww personally i'd steal the dog and find a new friend. but that's me personally. if you're the best male, dog, b*tch whatever, i hear nieman marcus has a nice diamond studded collar he can propose with....
2007-01-11 01:43:21 · answer #8 · answered by cagney 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ask the lady who married a dolphin...
2007-01-11 01:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
The dog is like a child.Why would he want to marry his child.Thats pervertion.
2007-01-11 01:39:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋