Does the girlfriend like the snake? If she really misses the kitten she could pet the lump for the next couple of days. That might help in her grieving process. You might want to put any future kittens on long leashes (at least 9fett long) that way you could possibly retrive the carcass, place it out on the road, run over it a few times and give the excuse that it got out of the house and was hit by a car. be aware though that boas don't like their meals pulled back out of them...
2007-01-13 04:08:12
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answered by hartsock1 3
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You seem to be irresponsible. Why are you allowing your girlfriend to bring her cat over when you have a large snake slithering around your apartment/house freely? A snake, especially that large needs to be securely locked in his cage. If I were you, I would buy her a cat of her choice and tell her to keep the cat at her home.
2007-01-10 15:59:36
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answered by regwoman123 4
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I reaaaallly hope you're kidding. I'd kill the snake, but that's just me. And I wouldn't ever even think of bringing my pet over if my boyfriend had a big snake. It's just not too bright (don't tell your girlfriend that, though.) Yah, I'd kill the snake, then perform an autopsey. You''l just have to keep looking for her cat, hope that your idiotic snake didn't eat it, and tell your girlfriend. Of course, if I were her, I'd probably slap you and never speak to you again after that, so be prepared for the worst.
2007-01-10 16:03:14
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answered by frodobaggins115 4
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Obviously you have a rare warm-blooded boa constrictor, like the Anaconda in the movie, if it can eat twice in week! A 9-foot snake usually goes a month between meals!
This is too much for me.........
2007-01-10 17:22:53
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answered by The First Dragon 7
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Put the Boa in the cage and put a lock on it, then look for the kitty. If you can't then call your girlfriend and tell her what you think happend and ask her to come over and help look for kitty.
Sorry :(
2007-01-10 16:01:14
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answered by Highly Envious 3
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If this is not a joke. Just tell her the truth and secure your snakes cage so it dosen't happen again.
Help her find a new cat.
2007-01-10 15:59:15
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answered by Anonymous
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not a very smart woman if she brought her cat over knowing that the boa gets out at night!!
Be honest to her, but be prepared to find a new girlfriend too.
2007-01-10 16:01:23
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answered by enyates2002 3
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oh buddy, i feel for you. the snake is deffinatly able to eat the cat bur are you sure, but cats are pretty loud when inpain, surley you would have heard something unless the snake grabbed the cat just right where it couldnt scream.
2007-01-10 16:11:43
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answered by troxie79 3
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Thats really not funny. Hmm maybe take care of the animals in your house. That might be a good start.
2007-01-10 15:58:29
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answered by Just Another Godless Liberal lol 3
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Boas also love cats ,
get here a new cat ,
kittens are a dime a dozen ,
better get a couple in case it happens again.
2007-01-10 16:13:23
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answered by Anonymous
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