me too? Do you know any?
2007-01-10 15:43:58 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How many people does it take to rule a communist country?
Answer: 3
Someone who can read.
Someone who can write.
Someone to watch the two intellectuals.
2007-01-10 15:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a lady pregnant of twins, at the ER the 1st boy came out and the doctor gave him the 4 slaps until the baby boy started to cry, but the next one didn't come out, 3 hours after the 1st birthing the left baby took his head out of his mother and asked "Did the bastard who slapped my brother is gone already?"
2007-01-10 15:50:11 · answer #2 · answered by Javy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is the best question you've ever asked! Thanx for the chuckle....you totally got me. Sorry I don't know any clean jokes though.
2007-01-10 15:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by Medusa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So go to Jokes & Riddles section, enjoy!
2007-01-10 15:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by FAUUFDDaa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. But here's a not so clean one: A baby seal walks into a club..........
2007-01-10 18:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a lot of good ones but not so clean
2007-01-10 15:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by kd baby 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do melons have extravagant weddings?
They Cantaloupe
2007-01-10 15:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into the bar, the bartender says, "why such a long face".
2007-01-10 15:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by shaker 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
here is a common and old one:
Clean joke:
bob took a bath with bubbles
Dirty joke:
bubbles was the girl next door
2007-01-10 15:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by angel g 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Do you know what Tigger was looking in the toilet for?
POOH.
2007-01-10 15:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋