After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone
number, I dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" I asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his
girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't return the
call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he
said. "You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed. "I know," he
replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the
past half-hour."
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Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular. "When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans...all for a dollar!!" Then Grandpa said sadly, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
enjoy ^_^
2007-01-10 15:19:38 · 18 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Both of them were funny 10/10.
2007-01-14 17:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by pinky.p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first 1 2
2007-01-10 15:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea those are funny I like em. I think the best one is the first one
2007-01-10 15:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the 2nd one more than the first
2007-01-10 15:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by kd baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go Gramps!
2007-01-15 11:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by KarenGus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are hilarious gets 10/10
2007-01-10 18:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed at the second one!
2007-01-10 15:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute riddles even cuter baby in your picture
2007-01-15 12:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yea I liked it. Both funny.
2007-01-10 17:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by qest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:) 1st one a 7 & 2nd one a10
2007-01-10 17:03:50 · answer #10 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋