anything freaky or hard to figure out. not something long or a story of some sort just a short and simple riddle
2007-01-10 14:59:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is the best way to kill a fly?
Have the S.W.A.T. team do it.
Better yet:
Why do most bagpipers walk so fast when they play their instruments?
To get away from the noise.
2007-01-10 15:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Richard 7 · 22⤊ 2⤋
The maker doesn't want it.
The buyer doesn't need it.
And the person that uses it never sees it.
What is it?
A Coffin
A man lives in a high rise appartment. He lives on the 12th floor. He always takes the elevator to the sixth floor. Unless it rains, then he takes the elevator all the way to the 12th floor. Why?
Because he is a little person, and he cannot reach the 12 button, unless it is raining and he can push the button with his umbrella.
What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
A hole.
2007-01-12 16:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by nicolejer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are in a solid steel cube with no doors, windows, cracks or exits of any kind. There is nothing inside except a wooden table and a mirror. How do you escape?
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You look in the mirror and see what you saw. You then take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves of the table make whole. You jump through the hole and escape the steel cube.
2007-01-12 01:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by haleste2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world's Hardest riddle
Can you guess the riddle?
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle?
the answer is "no" because after a few minutes the kids say "no i cant guess the riddle"
2007-01-10 23:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I can Fly
Q: My posterior is adorned with feathers. I have a rather long neck and quite a pointy nose. I am able to fly, yet I have no wings. What am I?
A: An Arrow
2007-01-14 17:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's orange and looks like a bucket?
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And orange bucket!
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A ship sails in perfect conditions and ends up killing hundreds. What happened? Clues: nothing was wrong with the ship prior to sailing. And if the weather had been worse, they wouldn't have had the accident.
2007-01-11 00:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman is driving down a lonely country road. Her head lights are broken, and there is no street lamps. The sky is cloudy. A black dog comes running out in front of her car, but she stops in time. How does she know it's there?
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It's daytime.
2007-01-11 01:18:15 · answer #7 · answered by Meggie Oakblood 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Poor men have it
Rich men want it
It can fill a hole
It is greater than God
And more evil than the Devil
A: Nothing
2007-01-12 11:25:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what is big and small at the same time?............a crab because the body is small and the hands are big. if you had a 3 gallon bucket and a 5 gallon bucket and you are trying to get 4 gallon of water how do you get 4 gallon of water with only the two buckets you currently buckets which is 3 and 5 gallon.
2007-01-10 23:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by somebody 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If a woman with big breast gets a job at Hooters.
Where can a woman with one leg get a job??
2007-01-10 23:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Chayel 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's the square root of sixty nine?
eight something.
2007-01-11 01:59:47 · answer #11 · answered by cruz doggie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋