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When I go out for a night of drinking I don’t hold back. However, this past weekend I became so intoxicated I was disoriented. Even worse, I had no perception where I was and almost got hit by a car. The bars I go to are pretty much in a 5 to 10 block range and I always walk. So my question is where can I buy or rent a Seeing Eye dog to bring out with me to the bars and most importantly guide me safely home?

2007-01-10 13:52:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Dogs

8 answers

Hay you loser get a life and try to stop drinking so much. And leave the seeing eye dog`s to the people who really need them. The blind people they are the one`s that need the dog`s for help. And you don`t need the dog`s you just need to stop drinking so much.

2007-01-10 14:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by timothy b 6 · 1 0

Dude... get a cab or follow that other person's advice and rent a homeless person. Let the seeing eye dogs help those who need it. Somehow I doubt you would be a very good dog owner. What would you do with the dog between binges?

How about not drinking to excess and instead just to a point of enjoyment? I actually cannot conjure any sympathy for your dilema at all.

2007-01-10 14:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by Newel 1 · 1 0

What I can do is train your dog to take your keys away from you when you are drunk.
Bet you didn't even notice the AA meeting going on right next door to the bar, you might consider giving them a try.

2007-01-10 14:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by tom l 6 · 1 0

i do no longer comprehend approximately that yet right this is a good seeing eye canine humorous tale: those 2 adult adult males have been walking their canines and are available to a sort to pass right into a eating place for lunch. even nevertheless, previously they entered, they examine a demonstration that proclaims "no pets allowed." As certainly one of the two adult adult males resignedly turns to pass away, the different says, "wait right here." He then proceeds to pass into together with his german shepard and is long previous for a quick minute. He returns triumphantly pointing out that he had gotten a table for himself and all he had to do replaced into declare that his german shepard replaced right into a seeing eye canine and subsequently had to accompany him indoors. He entered returned hurridly to have his lunch. the 2d guy thought, "what the heck, it rather is properly worth a attempt." So he enters together with his canine. he's greeted immediately with the words, "i'm sorry, sir, yet we don't enable pets in the eating place," to which he additionally replied, "yet this isn't any elementary canine, this is my seeing eye canine." The waiter appeared at him suspiciously and challenged,"yet your seeing eye canine is a chiwawa!" to which the guy spoke back: "They gave me a chiwawa?!?!" Haha...relaxing stuff. confident, i'm bored!

2016-11-28 03:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by heuss 4 · 0 0

No that is a inexcusable waste of a resorce of a dog that could be helping someone that is really unable to see instead of being irresponsible and getting to drunk, try going to A A.

2007-01-10 14:00:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

SHUT UP YOU. Stay home you LOSER.
These seeing eye dogs are for the blind. You, however are blind drunk. Why don't you rent a homeless dude? @ss hole.

2007-01-10 14:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by marisia 3 · 2 0

you don't need a dog you need a cab

2007-01-10 14:03:55 · answer #7 · answered by gunter_thehunter 3 · 1 0

Nope, sorry.

2007-01-10 15:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by Pink Denial 6 · 1 0

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