2007-01-10 13:37:56 · 8 answers · asked by Essie 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
When you go to the grocery store, and out of $100 spent, the majority if it is spent on cat supplies, You might be a crazy old cat person.
If you have two health insurance policies, one for you, and one for the cats, and theirs costs more, you might be a crazy old cat person.
If you add up all the humans who have ever lived in your house, and all your known relatives, and then add up all the cats you own, and there are more cats, you might just be a crazy cat person.
If you need to buy a heavy duty hand truck to haul cat litter into your house, and then back out on trash night, you might be a crazy cat person.
If you have more scratches on your body, than you've had dates in the past year, then you might be a crazy cat person.
If you buy your maid a litter scoop instead of a mop, you might be a crazy cat person.
If your speed dial contains more veterinarians, than gynocologists, You might be a crazy cat person.
If when you go to sell your car, and the major selling point of the vehicle is that it has the top of the line pet screen across the back seat, You might be a crazy cat person.
If your favorite clothing pattern is "leopard print" You might be a crazy old cat person. Especially if your grand childrens only presents from you are in the aforementioned leopard print.
If when you are buried after a long life the mourners are each given a hair removal roller after the ceremony, You probably were a crazy cat person.
Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for emulating his major gag. I couldn't help myself. ;)
And yes I have several cats
2007-01-10 16:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you just DON'T ever know if your are becoming a crazy old cat person...and suddenly the neighborhood children start staring at you and pointing and saying things like "lookit the crazy old cat person"...and you go home and your cats greet you and you greet them each by name and feed them treats and decide that being a crazy old cat person isn't so bad after all, it doesn't matter what others think, you're old; you are entitled to be a crazy old cat person.
2007-01-10 22:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by captsnuf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is nothing wrong with being an old crazy cat woman!! i love all of my 58 cats like they were my own kids. even when the animal abuse center showed up to take them all away from me because they all had mange and i was near death because i was starving, i threw a huge fit, they are my life, and i've gotten them help, i can't live without my precious.
being an old crazy cat woman doesn't mean that you have a disease. it just means you have a bigger heart.
2007-01-10 21:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have more than 2 cats and are above 60
2007-01-10 21:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by Wesley™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're old, crazy, and have a lot of cats.
2007-01-10 21:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by Xenia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get mad at your kids for drinking out of your glass but its ok for the cats to!
2007-01-10 21:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by sweet sue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you set the table for 3cats and yourself.......and 4 plates of milk........
2007-01-10 22:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you asked that question
2007-01-10 21:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by vfhannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋