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you arrive at the gate of heaven and are told this is the wrong gate for you.

2007-01-10 13:28:11 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

31 answers

I would say thank God.

Love and blessings Don

2007-01-10 13:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

As I have it on good Authority from All the Heaven and Hell believers out there that I will go straight to Hell because I'm Agnostic I'd expect it to be Hell's Gate I was at! If I'm told its the wrong gate I'd think wow! I must be going to heaven then!

2007-01-10 13:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 0 0

I'll shoot the person who's telling me that and buy a one way ticket to hell...


I would probably also would make an appointment with my mental adviser to figure out where I went wrong that I had winded up in Heaven in the first place... Hopefully he'll give me some pills so I never find my way back there =D

2007-01-10 13:40:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unfortuantely that's not how it works. There's either a big area or a big room and the way out and the way in and someone (Peter maybe) is sitting there with a book and you come to the front and they look to see if your name is in the book and if it is you go inside, otherwise you go back out.

2007-01-10 13:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i always figured that when i got to the gates i would be told that i was brought there to fix them but not to enter --- i'm a welder who builds doors of all shapes and sizes - so i would expect that to be my only function in what some call "heaven"

2007-01-10 13:33:09 · answer #5 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 1 1

Knock Knock Knocking on heavens door. Ooooooh.

2007-01-10 13:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would ask, directions and throw in a Why, I think it would only be the polite thing to do.
Always got to learn from your mistakes. hehehhe


PS.. I dont believe in the whole Heaven / Hell thing.

2007-01-10 13:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by A Lady Dragon 5 · 0 0

I'll say, I'm not leaving since I was guided this way, I have an appointment with God, so allow me through or I'll pray to God to come, and perhaps you'll be in trouble.

2007-01-10 13:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0 0

I don't want to go to heaven, but live on earth. Psalms 37,10

2007-01-10 13:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by arum 3 · 0 0

Wouldn't bother me--becuase it is all a fantasy, made up by men, so if it happened, I would simply be dreaming or out of my mind.

2007-01-10 13:39:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hopefully, as I backed away in shock, I would role off the bed and wake up....whew....happy it was only a dream!

Peace

2007-01-10 13:33:52 · answer #11 · answered by Rayjo Gifol 4 · 1 0

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