Im collecting them
2007-01-10 13:09:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YO FACE . . .
2007-01-10 13:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by KOOLNE$$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself
If brains were rain, you`d be a desert
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
There is no vaccine against stupidity
I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly
"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?"
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
2007-01-10 22:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will kick your @ss, take your money, and laugh at you!
I will tear off your head, s hit down the hole and wipe my @ss with your hair!
When we talk my IQ actually goes DOWN!
You're a knuckle-dragger!
You've set a new level for stupid!
You're so ugly, your d ick doesn't want anything to do with you either!
The best part of you ran down your mommas leg!
**I have a million of them!
2007-01-11 00:16:43 · answer #3 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in here is now dumber for having listened to you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
2007-01-10 22:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by Johnny 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
2007-01-10 21:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya mamma's so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed...Ya mamma's so old, when you breastfeed, its powder...Ya mamma's so fat, she fills the tub and then runs the water....Ya mamma's so dumb, she went to the super bowl and brought a spoon....I cant think of better ones.
2007-01-10 22:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra Q 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-i hear you, i'm just ignoring you
-sucks 2 B U, thats Y i'm ME
-you dont need anymore holes in your head
-its dark in here cause you're not very bright
2007-01-11 00:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by nanori1982 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone calls you a MF and response would be 'Only if if its your mother!
2007-01-10 22:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Ghidorah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that great of an insult....but I use, "Get a Life"...or "It sucks to be you"...
2007-01-10 21:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by j9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupit she stole free bread
2007-01-10 21:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by zona 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can say that your face should be registered as a lethal weapon.
2007-01-10 21:35:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋