A walrus walks into a bar. He says "I got no money but if you set up a round for everybody in the room, I'll play the Star Spangled Banner with my penis, on that piano in the corner." The bartender, always up for a giggle, agrees. So the walrus goes over and starts hammering away on that old piano. The patrons are gobsmacked. They've never seen anything like this before, a walrus pounding the keys with his doo-dah. He plays the quiet passages with a delicacy rarely witnessed in a human pianist. Just when he has the patrons where he wants them, he let’s fly with a thumping crescendo that sends the audience into a frenzy. As he plays the final notes, the room erupts in rapturous applause, followed by a standing ovation. After the excitement has died down, the walrus goes up to the bar to get his drink. The bartender turns to him with a smug look on his face and goes, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve walruses.”
Is this funny? Can you think of a better punchline? Is this enough questions?
2007-01-10 11:41:35 · 8 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ignore the insults, that was FUNNY! The punchline really takes you by surprise and makes you laugh! LOL!
2007-01-10 12:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think it's funny, imagine what else that walrus could do with his 'nanky'! better give'em the drink or else!
2007-01-11 00:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That *is* a funny joke, minus the part about "funny".
2007-01-10 20:39:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ummm....was I supposed to laugh? Not funny dude.
2007-01-10 20:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol, its funny, but i cant think of any better ones, sorry
2007-01-10 20:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was expecting you to say it was a player piano (one that plays on it's own)
but that was a sweet joke!
2007-01-10 20:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nigel K 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The only thing more gay than that joke is your avatar.
They both suck.
2007-01-10 20:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by John P 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
sorry it's not funny
2007-01-10 20:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋