Just wanted a good laugh.
2007-01-10 11:30:41 · 6 answers · asked by pgw410 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lady2adrunker:whenever i see u u always carry a bottle in ur hand
drunker;gee lady i cant carry it down in my mouth always
2007-01-10 13:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by idatiq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An east Texas couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
2007-01-10 20:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: how many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3, one to perform the act, and 2 to tell him they could have done it better
2007-01-10 20:45:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's the guy usually hanging around the REAL musicians?
The Drummer.
2007-01-11 02:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by cruz doggie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hoow do u fit a 300 pound woman into a size 2 bikini????
take the f out of way--theres no f in way!!
2007-01-14 18:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one time at band camp...
LOL
2007-01-10 20:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋