Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of
a deserted road in the Highlands. Suddenly, a brand new bright red Porsche
911 appears and screeches to a halt beside him. The driver, a woman wearing
a Chanel suit, Ray Bans and a Cartier watch, steps out and asks the
shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have can I keep one?"
The shepherd looks at the large flock and says 'Okay'.
The woman connects a laptop to a mobile phone fax, enters the NASA website,
scans the field using GPS, opens a database linked to 60 Excel files with
logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on a high
tech mini printer. She studies the report and says to the shepherd, "You
have exactly 1,586 sheep."
The shepherd replies "That's correct. You can have the pick of my flock."
The woman packs away her equipment, looks at the flock and puts an animal in
the boot of her Porsche.
As she is about to leave the shepherd says "If I can guess your profession
will you return the animal to me?"
The woman thinks for a moment, then agrees.
The shepherd says "You are an NHS manager,"
"Correct," responds the woman, "but how did you know?"
The shepherd replies "Simple, first you came without being invited. Second,
you wasted a lot of time telling me something I already knew. Third, you
don't understand anything about the work I do, but interfere anyway - Now
can I have my dog back?"
2007-01-10 10:52:25 · 18 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOT BAAAAAAAAAAD
2007-01-10 12:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I've heard this before - but I think you've turned it into a "blonde" joke.
2007-01-10 23:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-01-11 02:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phahahahahahahahahaha
you on a roll girl keep it up
my laughing my socks off
2007-01-14 14:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by just ask jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing..
2007-01-11 05:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
That was funny thank's 4 making my morning.
2007-01-11 05:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one tink and partly very true 10/10
2007-01-11 03:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit wooly I thought
2007-01-11 04:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, unfortunately for us there may be a hint of fact in this
2007-01-10 21:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.raybanchina.net
One of the best i ever bought before
2014-08-03 13:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do u get all these jokes?i laughed my *** (excuse my language)off!
2007-01-11 00:56:28 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋