Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in
a small Central American country.
Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before
the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall
and escapes in the confusion.
Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done.
Before the order to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tornado!"
Again the squad falls apart and Al slips over the wall.
The last person, George W Bush, is placed against the wall.
He is thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a
disaster and hop over the wall."
As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his
direction, he grins and yells, "Fire!"
2007-01-10 10:40:47 · 27 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dumb & dumber aptly named
2007-01-10 10:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-01-10 11:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical Republican....LOL
2007-01-14 06:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-10 11:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
I've heard a lot of dumb joke bout George Bush & I neva get tired of hearin them. Im gonna pass dis on 2 my friends and family thanks 4 da laugh.
2007-01-10 21:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol advantageous how approximately this one? scientists have got here across a soluble viagra that dissolves in ur tea, it doens't do something for ur se.x existence whether it stops ur biscuits going soggy while u dunk them in XD
2016-10-30 13:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao! hahahaha 10/10
2007-01-10 16:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It!!! I've heard versions of it but this one is by far the best!
2007-01-10 10:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by grlfrnd1288 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEMOCRAT U HATE BUSH! haha thats kinda funny..
2007-01-10 10:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a different version...but yeh...amusing
2007-01-10 21:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one tink 10/10
2007-01-10 19:22:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋