A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
Standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him she asked
"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
Pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
2007-01-10 10:35:06 · 24 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laugh out loud that was so funny.
Another good one tink!
2007-01-10 10:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the kind of things i do when drunk another great joke tink 10/10
2007-01-10 19:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a man banging on my door last night, so annoying, had to get up an let him out!
2007-01-10 10:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-01-10 18:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing..
2007-01-10 21:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol drunk people do the darnedest things
2007-01-10 11:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious loved it the best joke ever LOL
2007-01-12 10:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are on a roll keep 'em coming
2007-01-10 14:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was sooooo funny lol
2007-01-10 10:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by superdawg42091 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet :) cool joke. nice one to cheer people :)
2007-01-10 22:00:56 · answer #10 · answered by Chinni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋