mines r:
yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mamma so stupid she though your cherios were doughnut seeds
yo mamma so stupid she returned a doughnut and said it has a hole in it
yo mamma so stupid on the way 2 seaworld it said Seaworld Left So she turned the car around and went home..
ok done =]
2007-01-10 10:27:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is more a reply but yo mamma so fat she sells her shade. YO MAMMAS SO DUMB SHE BUYS IT.
i saw ur mom walking down the street with a pig in her arm and said whats up with this and the pig said i bought her in a lotery
yo mammas so fat they hav 2 grease doors and hold twinkys on the other side just to get her thru
yo mammas so old wen she walked into an anteek shop they kept her. il answer some more later
2007-01-10 10:50:42 · answer #1 · answered by JL39 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE BEST!!!!!
yo mamma is so fat that her car is made out of spandex!
yo mamma got the perfect weapon against muggers - her face.
yo mamma is so smelly that the government makes her wear a Biohazard warning
yo mamma is so ugly that when she went to the haunted house,they offered her a job
yo mamma is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
yo mamma is so ugly that when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
yo mamma is so fat that when she steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
yo mamma is so fat that NASA plan to use her body to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
yo mamma is so fat that when she farted,she launched herself into the outerspace.
yo mamma is so fat that when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
yo mamma is so fat that the circus use her as a trampoline!
yo mamma is so old that Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
yo mamma is so old that the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
2007-01-10 10:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by Wind Chime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat her stomach go BOING
yo mamma so stupid that when a butterfly landed on a sign that said "lion" she thought the butterfly was a lion
yo mamma so skinny that when she stepped off the sidewalk she got a big fat bruise
2007-01-10 10:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat when she puts on yellow people yell TAXI
yo mamma so pour when you ring the door bell she says ding dong
yo mamma so white i use her 4 a light bulb
2007-01-10 12:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by nat~nat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so gruesome that she regarded out the window and have been given arrested for moonin. Yo momma so gruesome that ur father takes her to artwork with him so he does not would desire to kiss her see you later. Yo momma so fat she makes use of a mattress as a tampon. Yo momma so stupid she have been given run over with the aid of a parked vehicle. i understand extra i in simple terms can not think of of them...delight in those ones...
2016-10-30 13:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mines are:
yo momma so fat when she goes to the bathroom the animals from the sewer saw her a**hole.
yo momma so fat she puts mustard in her medicine
2007-01-10 12:11:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good ones. i like ur last one. my favorite is ur momma so fat her picture was too heavy.
2007-01-10 10:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋