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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

2007-01-10 10:27:03 · 8 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Bad***!!! I have to steal that one!!!

2007-01-10 10:32:53 · answer #1 · answered by thablaqwidow 2 · 0 0

brilliant someone somewhere is not giving 100% to their job to have worked that one out.

2007-01-10 18:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

heard that before but you told it better at the end, i loved it

2007-01-10 18:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0 0

thats coming to work with me tomorrow

2007-01-10 18:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 1 0

I think I need sleep!

2007-01-10 18:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

really good that and clever 120%

2007-01-10 18:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0 0

i tip my hat to you fair lady

2007-01-10 18:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tinkerbell, you should wash your mouth out with soap.....potty words.......Make me laugh again, hurry....

lol I'm waiting.............................................

2007-01-10 18:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0 0

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