one is a low life bottom feeding scum sucker & the other is a fish
2007-01-10 10:20:59 · 10 answers · asked by woody 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do a sperm cell and a lawyer have in common?
There's only a 1 in 1,000,000 chance that it will eventually become a human.
2007-01-10 12:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
2007-01-10 17:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by alexa dion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are able to kill and eat the catfish. in different words, one makes an outstanding meal. the different can do away with (or do away with the potential to seize and prepare dinner)that meal. Piscean Philosophy one hundred and one. ;)
2016-11-28 02:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by bunton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still funny (and true)
2007-01-10 10:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, ok, ok, wait, wait, wait...lemme see if i got this straight...so the lawyer's a fish? :S lol...j/k... that was funnnay
2007-01-10 10:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There isn't any because they both stink!
2007-01-10 16:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha love it
2007-01-10 10:38:17 · answer #7 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, love it and agree.
2007-01-10 10:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GUESS THEY'RE THE SAME. GOOD ONE.
2007-01-10 10:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch...........lol hilarious
2007-01-10 10:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋