When I came home from work last week, there was a nice wrapped box in front of my apartment door. I thought it was a cool suprise until I smelled deep dark trouble. When I took the top off the box, there was a huge human turd staring up at me. I kid you not! Someone had sent me a bowel movement. I'm pretty sure I know now who did it due to certain incidents around the apartment complex. I want to call the police but I'm afraid I will laugh when I explain that I got a turd in the mail. If they think I'm joking, I could be the one in trouble. I also want to keep a low profile with the cops because they were at my house about two months ago and arrested a friend of mine; so they know me. Any suggestions on what I can do.?
2007-01-10
09:56:17
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