beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. "You're wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
2007-01-10 09:21:26 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha... good one... and uhh thanks... you just got me to level 3. what a nice way to go.
2007-01-10 09:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Kate 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Guess he lived in
England where you will be lucky if you see the sun or the moon ....lol
2007-01-10 09:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What about the fourth drunk - presumably they were both seeing double?
2007-01-10 09:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by Aslan, reborn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are there only drunks in that location?
Anyhow the third drunk was totally blind!
2007-01-10 09:29:29 · answer #4 · answered by raj k 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-10 09:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought the punch line was going to be "Neither, it's a street light". oh well. Not too bad.
2007-01-10 09:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one!
2007-01-10 09:24:57 · answer #7 · answered by sawlmw2003 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good one ha ha ha
2007-01-10 10:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by nita 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weak!
2007-01-10 09:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nice joke. Did you make it up? If you did, that's awesome!
2007-01-10 09:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by The Great Walrus 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I cant help you with this one, I don't live there either.
2007-01-10 09:25:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋