Men are like bike helmets - handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like blenders - you need one, but you're never quite sure why.
Men are like high heels - they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like horoscopes - they always tell you what to do and they are always wrong.
Men are like lawnmowers - hard to get started, they emit noxious odours and half the time they don't work.
Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like mini-skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up on you.
Men are like parking places - all the good ones are taken.
Men are like popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells
Men are like linoleum - lay them once and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Men are like public toilets - all the good ones are engaged and the only ones left are full of cr*p.
:)
2007-01-10 09:18:20 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jack Daniel - you're a right misery guts - get off the jokes sections if you can't take a joke! MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THE REST OF MY JOKES - YOU MIGHT COME ACROSS ONE TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE :)
2007-01-10 10:10:53 · update #1
Yo Jack, F U...i bet you laff so hard at all the jokes that are against women. Its just a stereotypical joke, its for humour, and we all know its not true.
2007-01-10 10:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rattle those pots and pans woman, I'm a hungry man. That is funny. Oh yeah, Ive been a full time dad since Jan.'03!
2007-01-10 09:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by acesfourpal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl Power!
2007-01-10 09:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by sawlmw2003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Little ladies like to play with toys. Then while they attain the age of 11 or 12, they get bored." women folk nonetheless play with toys "something that blinks, beeps, and demands a minimum of six 'D' batteries to function." upload "vibrate" and you have an precise description of a female's "toy"
2016-12-12 08:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by hume 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SMASHING!!!! Theres another one about men being like laxatives, but I can't remember the pun!!!!!
"Whats the difference between a man and a catfish"???
"One's a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish"!!
2007-01-10 09:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good joke I give it a 15/15 on the funny scale.
2007-01-10 09:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by Sue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a funny joke.
Women are like people who make 2/3rd's less than us for essentially trying to do the same job..
HA HA HA HA!
2007-01-10 09:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i got an even funnier joke... women's rights. lmao, n by the way, its a joke, just like the ones above, i thought some were pretty funny, too bad there are girl's like queen of hearts in the world. a bitc.h like that is the reason that some people can't stand these jokes. makes women seem hipocritical when they're not.
2007-01-10 09:22:44 · answer #8 · answered by Frank 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Completely right!
Can I add one? Thanks!
Men are like boobs - you take of your shirt and they freeze.
I don't know if anyone likes that.
Please give me the best answer!
2007-01-10 09:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We satisfy? Even for a little while? SCORE ONE the fellas! Public toilets addendum. We can also be vacant. ;-)
2007-01-10 09:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by Dave 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋