The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"
2007-01-10 09:17:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i see bob has'nt got a sense of humour
it gave me a raise 10/10
2007-01-10 10:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We get caught up in the drama of our lives. The Spiritual Aspect of our Being craves re-unification with all that is. Quieting our thoughts for any length of time...allows us to listen to the inner voice within. A re-connection of the neurological system within the Body is felt. (the brain's waves can and will be permanently altered). There is no loss of awareness....it's more of an increased awareness, where both the inner and the outer environment merge and communicate with "All-That-Is". I don't suppose that anyone finds themselves alone on a mountain top or in a crowded room with their own peers.... without having intended for that experience to be part of their Personal Process towards Enlightenment. When and How "Full Blown Enlightening" Occurs is Beyond my Current Imagination. However, I do believe it can happen at any moment...(because it's already happened somewhere, sometime) It always appears differently..... maybe even, when we least expect it. All the parts make up the Whole...but I wonder is The "Leap of Faith", dependent upon the Individual or the Collective. (The Winds of change).
2016-05-23 06:28:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he must be one frustrated guy 5 in half an hour 10/ 10
2007-01-10 09:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
predictable, but funny 1/10
2007-01-10 09:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, a 15/15 on the funny scale.
2007-01-10 09:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by Sue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, keep `em coming (pardon the pun). 10/10
2007-01-10 13:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!! thats hillarious i give it a 8/10
2007-01-10 13:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-01-10 09:20:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you like? Where do you find these original jokes? Lol
2007-01-10 09:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great big Fat ZER0 from me. Its stupid. Do they have cops on the subway..no
2007-01-10 09:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by pop c 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋