don't mind what they are about - as long as they are funny lol, thanks.
2007-01-10 09:15:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
umm u mean text msgs?
Why is Tigger always so dirty?
Cuz he plays with pooh! lol corny but i love this joke
and
I heard the police found a body with a bad weave, sagging brests, and food stamp card. Girl i was worried about u give me a call lol
2007-01-10 09:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by PalmBeachNative 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A man was watching the same movie 4 times a day, everyday. His roommate was irritated and asked him what his problem was and why he was viewing it over and over again. So he said " There is a sequence in the movie wherein a lady is getting undressed and right at the moment she is completely naked,a train passes by and blocks the nice view". The roommate says "What is so great about that scene?" The man replies " I am checking to see if atleast one time the train will be late to arrive on the scene!"
2007-01-10 17:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by SP 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thinking.........be right back.
Did you hear that LOUD Whisper?
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large groups.
2007-01-10 17:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I see commercials on tv for them all the time.
2007-01-10 17:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by melvinbenjamin 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋