Q. What did the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his a**!
2007-01-10 09:09:33 · 9 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! thanks, i was having a really bad day, came here looking for jokes and this really made my day. thank you.
2007-01-10 09:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......good one.......imagine 10/10 yet another for you....delight in A mortician become operating overdue one nighttime. It become his pastime to analyze the useless bodies in the previous they were despatched off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who become about to be cremated, he made a good discovery: Bernie Schwartz had the longest p*nis he had ever considered! "i'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," stated the mortician, "yet i'll't deliver you off to be cremated with a fairly huge p*nis like this. It must be saved for posterity." And with that the coroner used his equipment to eliminate the useless guy's schlong. The coroner filled his prize right into a briefcase and took it homestead. the first human being he confirmed become his spouse. "I honestly have some thing to reveal you that you received't believe," he stated, and opened his briefcase. "Oh my god!" she screamed, "Bernie Schwartz is useless!"
2016-12-28 15:41:41 · answer #2 · answered by senatore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever lol
2007-01-10 09:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
Keep smiling.
2007-01-12 09:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh i loved it ... its the short jokes that are funnier than all the others
2007-01-10 09:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by telzie_b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good one..
2007-01-10 09:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good
2007-01-10 09:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lameeeeee
2007-01-10 09:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick, but funny.....lol
2007-01-14 05:48:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋