A young blonde was on
vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very
frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said,
"By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an
alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward
her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the
swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2007-01-10 09:07:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good evening my funny friend, loved it, not heard that one before 15/10
2007-01-10 13:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the ending.
2007-01-10 09:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good evening always laughing havent seen that one before 10/10
2007-01-10 09:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great lol 10/10
2007-01-10 10:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I didn't expect the ending!
2007-01-10 09:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing...
2007-01-10 21:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL, GOOD ONE AN 15/15
2007-01-10 09:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! thas hilarious! imma tell that to all my blonde friends. thnx :)
2007-01-10 09:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-10 09:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by black_gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2007-01-10 09:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋