I am looking for quotes that make a person feel better or laugh.
2007-01-10 09:04:07 · 6 answers · asked by h.marieh 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
♥ ♥ don't lose your head over a small piece of tail ♥ ♥
2007-01-10 09:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
"I have no use for a man who has no redeeming vices."
2007-01-11 09:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by irish1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"
"If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments."
" Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off."
and
"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
Have a great life!!!
2007-01-12 17:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I die I wish to come back as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips."
2007-01-10 17:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by lion_tiger182 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I have not slept for 10 days. Because that would be too long."
--Mitch Hedberg
2007-01-10 18:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by kuma1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A hard man is good to find"
2007-01-12 06:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by darestobelieve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋