a blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter a swimming competition to swim the English Channel, the rules being they can only use the breast stroke. The brunette reaches France first and is congratulated followed by the red head 30 minutes later.After waiting for another 10 hours the blonde staggers ashore. When being told the result, she said "I don`t want to appear a bad loser but I`m sure the other two were using their arms".
2007-01-10 08:29:34 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are you a blonde?
2007-01-10 08:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by cchambers123 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol -
Did you hear about the blonde that tried blowing up her ex-husbands car - burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Do you know the difference between a blonde and a washing machine - you can put a washing machine in the corner , throw a load in it - and it doesn't follow you around for a week trying to get your number.
Do you know how to kill a blonde - put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
2007-01-10 08:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by Dustin S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Here's one of my favorites.
A blond walks into a casino and asks if she can place a $10,000 bet on one roll of the dice. The pit boss calls over the manager and asks if it is OK. He agrees. Before she rolls the dice she says that she generally has much better luck in the nude and asks if they would mind if she undressed before rolling. Sure! They enthusiastically replied. So... she takes off her clothes, rolls the dice and then starts wildly jumping up and down saying "I won! I won!". She then picks up her winnings and leaves. After she is gone the manager turns to the pit boss and asks: "BTW, what did she roll?". The pit boss replies: "I don't know, I thought you were watching...".
Dumb blond indeed...
2007-01-10 08:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a good joke!!! 10/10 Hey it says it is a blonde joke so if you are offended by blonde jokes just pass it by and don't read it.
2007-01-10 14:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I've heard that one before. No, although I'm a proud brunette, I don't think all blondes are dumb...although some are "dumb" enough to act that way just to fit in the stereotype.
2007-01-10 08:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Liked the joke
2007-01-10 08:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by JC N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um funny. EXCEPT that it's proven that being blonde has nothing at all to do with being stupid.
HOWEVER the fake bleach blondes can be dumb. The bleach effects your brain or something.....I forget, I read an article on it....
2007-01-10 08:33:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not the best blonde joke I've heard, got any more?
2007-01-10 08:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the breast
2007-01-10 08:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by BobC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Notice the gray haired women weren't even stupid enough to swim across the Channel
2007-01-10 08:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Awesome, HAHA!
8.7 stars out of 10
2007-01-10 08:32:39 · answer #11 · answered by Jacques 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋