A man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at a table. After gathering up all his courage he finally goes over to her and says. "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She yells back, "No! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them and the man slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologies. "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you," she says. "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrasing situations."
The man shouts back, "What do you mean "£200?" :)
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, then discovers he has to go to the bathroom and to stop anyone stealing his drink he puts a note on it saying. "I spat in this beer."
When he returns he finds another note saying, "So did I!"
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2007-01-10 08:27:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
speedy.....flattery will get you nowhere :)
2007-01-10 08:42:59 · update #1
thats another two i havent heard before good ones to 10/10 and to answer your ? ye i would chat to you fingers
2007-01-10 08:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones! Funny!
2007-01-10 08:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fingers you are definatly on a roll 10/10
2007-01-11 02:12:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super funny!
2007-01-10 08:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by Slay Specialist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.
2007-01-10 08:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Sherbert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... i like the second one best but theyre both good. 10/10
2007-01-10 08:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by Kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man walks into a bar and says ouch...
2007-01-10 08:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Enjoyed them both. THX.
2007-01-10 08:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the second one but i don't get the first one?? someone explain..
2007-01-10 09:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by honeystrawdewberry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good ones
2007-01-10 08:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋