The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
The next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"
2007-01-10 08:14:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehehee! I'd say thats a cracker!!!! Keep shooting 'em.
2007-01-10 08:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you advise with tips from xx humorous? in case you advise is it suitable as a comedian tale to tell on the marriage, it may well be very properly to tell in my opinion. i does no longer advise status up in front of all and sundry to tell it.
2016-10-06 23:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been saving up for the last two years until I am married, I've already got three pints.
2007-01-10 08:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by albert_rossie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's a good one...
We old fellers can still perform pretty good, if we
can remember what it is we are performing..hee hee
2007-01-10 08:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, and a liitle sad if you think about it.
2007-01-10 08:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice. that's really gross. and impossible for a man to do. even a preist. good one.
2007-01-10 08:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by N.FromVT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Serves her right!!!
2007-01-10 08:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.
2007-01-10 08:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by MICDYL 0 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one babe keep them coming, you are great with them.
2007-01-10 08:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.... thats a good one. haha.
2007-01-10 08:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋