The five secrets to a great relationship...
1. It's important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It's important to find a man who make you laugh :)
3. It's important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn't lie.
4. It's important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It's important that these four men never meet! :)
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all. :)
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If all men are the same, why does it take a woman so long to pick one?
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Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. :)
2007-01-10 08:10:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! Being a recent divorcee, this is true...great one. thx, i needed it!!!
2007-01-10 08:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by kpknight1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the last two the best. The thing about the 5 secrets just reminds me of my ex, who I caught cheating on me.
2007-01-10 08:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 out of 5's not bad i must be doing something right or the wife's a liar
2007-01-11 02:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahaha, that's another good one fidget. Well i suppose 2 out of 5 isn't bad pmsl Guess which 2 i do?
2016-05-23 06:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Daniela 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a pleasant change to have some rational, pragmatic thoughts from a woman.
2007-01-10 08:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Those are great. You had me going with the first four. Thanx for the chuckle.
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2007-01-10 08:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything is right! I love no. 5. Thumbs up!
2007-01-10 08:16:27 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny. I love num. 5.
2007-01-10 08:13:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fingers you are just learning all the other girls on here bad habits 10/10
2007-01-10 08:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe those r soo cute..definitly msn material lol
2007-01-10 08:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Gucci_xoxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋