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2007-01-10 07:56:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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i tried to paint u but the colours wernt beutiful enuf
hmm nice clothes, theyd look even better on the floor
i dont mean to be blunt but your beautiful
your well fit, got msn bbz?
am i a dead angel? cause this must be heaven!
did it hurt? did what hurt? wen u fell from heaven
do u hav a map? cuz i keep gettin lost in ur eyes
hi im a theif, im here to steal ur heart
I'm new in town. cudld you give me directions to your apartment?
i wish i cud rearange the alfabet so i cud put U and I together
if you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you
is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
stand still so I can pick you up!
was you father an alien? cuz thers nothing else like you on Earth!
would you touch me so i can tell my friends iv been touched by an angel?
ur daddy must have been a baker, because youv got a nice set of buns
baby, if you were words on a page, youd be what they call FINE PRINT!
is your dad a terrorists? cuz you are the bomb
are you religious? cuz you are the answers to all my prayers
ur like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!u remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
if you were a laser, ud b set on "stunning"
im good at maths: U+I=69
excuse me, do you have any raisins? no? how about a date?
can i take ya picture? cuz I want santa to know exactly what I want for xmas.
u are the wind beneath my wings
my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
i didnt know that angels could fly so low
whats your sign?
wow
ur name must be Mickey cuz ur so fine.
i wish u were my homewrk so i could do you right now!
i was going to give you a diamond but u see one every time u look in the mirror
u remind me of a pop tart. u are cool because your hot!

hahaa how cheesy are these lines!? this has GOT to be ur best answer!! lol x x x x x

2007-01-10 08:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by HelloSunshine:) 2 · 0 0

I've gotten quite a few cheesy ones! R u tired? cuz uve been running thru my mind all day! Did it hurt? What? When u fell from heaven. Good thing ive got my library card, cuz im checkin u out! Did u just fall from heaven, or r u just an angel on earth? Do u have a mirror in ur back pocket? Cuz i can see myself in ur pants! Do u believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again? Do u need help with ur spring cleaning? Cuz uve sure got alot of junk in ur trunk! Give me a call when ur ready to do ur spring cleaning and ill help u get all the junk out of ur trunk! Im hot, ur hot, while dont we get together and start a fire!......lol and thats not even all of them, i just cant remember anymore right now

2007-01-10 08:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by ck26062 1 · 0 0

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.

ahahahaahhaaha all funny

2007-01-10 08:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Crazycat 2 · 0 0

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
I8ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Heard them all and I dont think things get much cheesier than them!!!

2007-01-10 08:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by fallenangel 4 · 0 0

Lame one is this:

Give me your number baby

Sure its 1-800- get lost baby

LOL

2007-01-10 07:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Virgo 3 · 0 1

do you work for UPS?
no
I am sure I saw you checking out my package

a guy said this to me about 3 years ago, I just stood and laughed he was really sweet though we went out a few times

2007-01-10 08:17:24 · answer #6 · answered by gina 5 · 0 0

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Did you wash those pants in windex, because I sure can see myself in them.

2007-01-10 08:01:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

did you know your dads a thief?
He stole the twinkle from the stars and put it in your eyes!
How lame is that!?!?

2007-01-10 08:00:30 · answer #8 · answered by itsmeeeeeeeee 2 · 1 0

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night long!

2007-01-10 08:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by oldrallychick 2 · 1 0

I didn't know angels lived on earth, you're so delicate, I feel like crying

2007-01-10 08:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by Tiny little hot one 2 · 0 1

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