Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought."How could you do this?!"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"
"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"
2007-01-10 07:54:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heheheheheee!!! a real cracker! Thumbs up!
2007-01-10 08:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it beofre but it never gets old.
2007-01-10 15:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
heheh
2007-01-10 16:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny... not my kinda joke :/
2007-01-10 16:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by Emily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm ---- a nice one...
May I hear more !???
(Thanks anyway ---Aaron.)
2007-01-10 16:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-10 16:14:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋