one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."
The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?"
"Oh, yes let's," she replies, "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you **** on its head."
2007-01-10 07:47:04 · 15 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn censorship ****= sh1t
2007-01-10 07:51:44 · update #1
lmao... and you know when people write lol and dont really lol... well i did lol... i love it... nice 1 :)
2007-01-10 07:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-10 07:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10...
2007-01-10 07:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Lilly S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 9/10.
2007-01-10 07:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by cigaro19 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 i like that one
2007-01-10 07:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 Good one!
2007-01-10 07:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by mskrissyj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool.. totaly cool.. i expected them to do something else though.. hahah.. but revenge is the heaven above pleasure i guess..
cheers.. (",)
2007-01-10 07:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disturbing but i dont get it.
2007-01-10 07:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOTALLY "ROFLOL" !!!!!!! NOTHING LIKE A GOOD REVENGE JOKE
2007-01-14 16:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is what you call revenge:))
2007-01-10 07:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋