Anyone one have anymore blonde jokes?

Question

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."

So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."

So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a p*nis."

Answer 1

There were three girls riding in a truck, A brunette was driving, A redhead was in the passinger seat and a blond was in the back of the truck.
The truck was going 70 Mph straight for a cliff and when all of a sudden breaks went out.
The brunette opens the door and jumps out.
The Redhead sees that the brunette jumped out so she opens her door and jumps too.
While they are laying on the ground they see the Blond go over the cliff.
WHY DIDN'T THE BLOND JUMP?










She couldn't get the tailgate open.

Answer 2

A blonde is using down the line while she sees a tree interior the middle of the line in front of her. She steers left, just to work out yet another tree, then guidance authentic. A police officer sees the blonde swerving like loopy, stops her, and asks what's happening. The blonde tells him all with regard to the wood. The cop says: "i'm sorry, female, yet that's your air freshener!"

Answer 3

Seen it here before. Ok, but not that great. Plus, who the heck would put a used condom in their purse???

Answer 4

Jet black hair. I have actually dark brown hair and I consider dark hair looks better. I avoid really like blonde hair.

Answer 5

A blonde is getting ready to be executed and in order to save her life she has to answer a math problem correctly. So the judge says, "what's 1+2?" she says, "4" so evryone in the crowd says, "give her another chance, give her another chance!" so the judge says, "what's 2+4?" "uh..3" then evryone says, "give her another chance, give her another chance!" "ok, then what's 2+3?" "5" then all the blondes in the crowd say, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!!!!!!!!!!!"

Answer 6

three people, a brunette and a red head and a blonde are nicknamed do re and mi. (this is a verbal joke). they are on a cliff do and re jump off. who is left???

Answer 7

ok... this is a blonde guy joke i heard...

there were three construction workers eating their lunches.

the asian guy said "augh! not sushi! if i get sushi for lunch one more day, i'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself!"

the mexican guy said "augh! not tacos! if i get tacos for lunch one more day, i'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself!"

the blonde guy said "augh! not baloney sandwich! if i get baloney sandwich one more time, i'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself!"

the next day, they all got the same lunch, jumped off of the building, and died.

at the funeral, their coworkers confessed that they had heard them talking, but didn't think it meant anything.

the asian man's wife said "oh dear. if only i had known he wanted something different. i would have made him teriyaki chicken salad."

the mexican man's wife said "oh dear. if only i had known he wanted something different. i would have made him burritos."

everyone stared at the blonde man's wife.

she said, "don't look at me! he made his own lunch!"

this joke was not meant to be offensive in any way. all characters and events are ficticious and are not meant to cause any harm.

Answer 8

if you have blonde hair this will naturally get bleached by the particular sun in the summer. There has been this guy in my class who else had golden blonde hair that has been a medium brown near the base. When he came back to college after summer vacation, it was almost platinum blonde!

Answer 9

omg lol hilariously priceless!

Answer 10

lmao........ how stupid can you be?