ghost?"
Most of the hands go up.
"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?"
About half the hands stay up.
"Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?"
Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd.
"Gosh, that's pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh..., been *intimate* with a ghost?"
One hand stays up. The speaker blinks.
"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had *sexual* contact with a ghost?"
The fellow suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry,... I thought you said goat!"
2007-01-10 07:28:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thats pretty funny..thanks.
2007-01-10 07:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by INFINITE CONSCIOUSNESS 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckel :)
Wrong catagory
Entertainment > > jokes & riddles
1 to 10 ??
6
2007-01-10 07:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, I hope they called the RSPCA
2007-01-10 07:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by : 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old, but very funny.
2007-01-10 07:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Robin H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-10 07:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by truckiechicken 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao Thanks
2007-01-10 07:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋