a husband always insisted on having sex in the dark this went on for 20years and then one night as he was makin love to his wife she switched on the light but there he was doing the deed with a massive vibrator in his hand.
wife goes ballistic and says''you effing impotent bast### all these years you have decieved me and lied to me ''and the husband looks her in the eye and says''ok calm down i will explain the vibrator if you can explain our 3 kids''
2007-01-10 06:54:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny :) maybe cause i neva heard it before
2007-01-10 06:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by peacetiggyjc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I've heard it before.
2007-01-10 07:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute, and kinda funny.
2007-01-10 06:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh D*mn. Thank you for that laugh (tears).
2007-01-10 07:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, ask husband check dna
http://www.in4search.com/dna.html
2007-01-10 07:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by wu n 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that cheeky mares been sleeping aroung a lot hasnt she
2007-01-12 23:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Now that was a good one. Still laughing. lol
2007-01-10 07:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a bit funny :)
2007-01-10 06:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by Sophiee x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow wouldnt like to be her
2007-01-10 07:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-10 07:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋