Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night.
Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete *** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!"
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said Bob.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
2007-01-10 06:40:22 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha....... nice going there....... thanks for create this joke.....
2007-01-10 07:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a nice wife to have 9/10
2007-01-10 15:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beaut Cowboy lol
2007-01-10 15:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-10 14:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I was about to post the exact same joke yesterday, that was before I lost my temper
2007-01-10 14:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never fail to make LOL:))
Nice one!
2007-01-10 14:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute. i like that joke do you come up with them yourself? if so then your talented :)
2007-01-10 14:47:27 · answer #7 · answered by khester05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-10 15:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good heard before though
2007-01-10 14:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ha
2007-01-10 14:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by twistedringpop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-01-10 14:46:11 · answer #11 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋