2007-01-10 06:38:56 · 17 answers · asked by rsharsky 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
I love a martini
Two at the most
Three I'm under the table
Four I'm under the host
2007-01-10 07:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best toast i hears was while i was working as a bartender. at a wedding the brides daughter also her brides maid, gives a toast recalling the first time her mom talked about her now new husband, it was at dinner with her kids, her now ex-husband about how her mother spoke about her new boss and she knew at that momeant this man ment something to her mom with way her eyes lit up.
2007-01-11 10:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by lady_jane_az 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe this falls into the "best" toast made, but it made some laughs at our wedding when the best man said it. "Congratulations, enjoy your today - cuz buddy it's over!"
2007-01-10 14:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Driveway!
2007-01-10 16:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by lbuajlw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May everything you hope for be the least you get.
May you live to be a hundred years with one extra year to repent.
To our host, and excellent man. For isn't a man properly judged by the company he keeps?
2007-01-10 16:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by fayebelater 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At a wedding: Before long may you have more than a fence running around your yard.
2007-01-10 15:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May all your ups and downs be in between the sheets!
2007-01-10 17:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by Tara K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When a priest at a wedding reception said, "Good bread, good meat, good God, let's eat" I thought it was hysterical. (He also gave the prayer and it was much more dignified.)
2007-01-10 16:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Rvn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to the bull who roams the wood
Because he does the Heffers good,
If it wasn't for him and his mighty rod,
What would we do for beef by God!
DRINK!
2007-01-10 15:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by laotzuistruth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"To wives and lovers, may they never meet."
British Cav toast.
2007-01-10 17:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋