There was this man, and he had just bought a bar. He didnt have a name for it so he asked for help. His friend said, "Hey man. Whats ur girlfriends name?" And the man said, "Sally." The friend said, "Whats your favorite part of Sally's body?" The guy said her legs. Do the name of the bar was called SALLY'S LEGS.
One afternoon, there was a guy sitting out in his car in fron of the bar when a police man came over and said, "Hey, you cant park right here. What are you waiting for?"
The man in the car replied, "Oh, sorry officer. It's just that I'm thirsty, and I'm waiting for Sally's legs to open."
LOL LOL
2007-01-10
06:09:09
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