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Speed Limit
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Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where
I work. So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I
supervise. "Does anyone know," I asked a few guys,
"what the speed limit is in our parking lot?"

The long silence that followed was interrupted when one of
them piped up.

"That depends. Do you mean coming in to work or leaving?"

2007-01-10 06:08:38 · 9 answers · asked by kimmycat 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Nice

2007-01-10 08:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by hamthugger 4 · 1 1

That reminds of when I started my job in UK and I had to attend a safety course run by the company. At one point the speaker asks what is the number you would dial in case of an emergency and almost half of the room replied at once '911' (hehehe, too many American movies I guess).

2007-01-10 17:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by Sandra 3 · 0 0

Priceless! good one!

2007-01-10 14:13:07 · answer #3 · answered by Lil Sexy Biker Chic 2 · 1 0

good one

2007-01-10 14:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by Stella 3 · 0 0

This is a good one...

2007-01-10 14:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by SP 4 · 1 0

Funny.....but kind of true.

2007-01-10 14:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by ღ♥ஐcookie1ஐ♥ღ 6 · 1 0

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY FUNY I AM NOW EXPLAINING IT TO MY FRIENDS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY LOL

2007-01-10 14:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by Victoria_pink_princess ^ 1 · 1 0

not funny

2007-01-10 14:19:02 · answer #8 · answered by www.hello_there 3 · 0 2

superb office joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-10 14:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1 0

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